Best quote from Nascar.

[Elio Lugaru]

There's No reason EVER why i would wreck someone on purpose - Kyle Busch *Fast Forward to Darlington, Bristol Trucks, & Texas Trucks 2011*

I know some of my other favorite quotes, But i can't remember right off the bat.

 

[GDP Racing]

Kurt Busch at Richmond 2011, among the bests.

 

[Markfan]

I find it funny that they censored a specific word in one location in that image, but not the other.

 

[Frigus5]

"If a wheel falls off, and I hit the wall, I get to whack every one of you with a hammer." - Dale Jr.

 

[David24]

"Tell him to take his balls out of his purse" Dale Jr. in reference to Eury Jr. (I think)

That's my all-time favorite. My other favorite "quote" (not really a quote) is the clip of Kyle Busch getting upset at Jimmie Johnson in 2010 fall Martinsville race.

 

[Sgt Slaughter]

If he causes the big one I am whipping his ass! - Robby Gordon to David Stremme at Talladega in 2004?

 

[labontefanboy]

I like Kyle Busch's radio communications at Johnson at Martinsville in 2010.

And who doesn't love Boris Said at Watkins Glen threatening to beat the crap out of Greg Biffle? "I guarantee that one of these days he'll show up at a racetrack with a black eye. You'll know who it's from."

 

[DB2403]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0gN5gHtWJw]Kyle Petty owns Danica Patrick - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Henderson]

^ That's great!

 

[Hendrick9Fan]

Kyle Petty owns Danica Patrick - YouTube

Lol,that's awesome!!

 

[MONSTERamp]

Brad K.; NNS at Homestead 2009: I got a felling when he wakes up in the mornin, that he's not gonna feel any better about himself, he's got a lot of problems on and off the race track and I don't think spinning me makes him happy".

 

[Justin Stelzer]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSeq4HzY6eY&NR=1]Jeff Gordon GREAT Soundbite on Robby Gordon's Driving! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[MONSTERamp]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdWHypT_srE&feature=related]Blackhawk Marty Smith, Part II -- Under Fire! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[David24]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVarEeDgYoY]Chris Myers - Call of Duty Noob Simile - YouTube[/ame]

 

[DE3]

"Brad Keselowski, driver of the #12 Penske Dodge, Kyle Busch is an ass." Brad Keselowski

LOL... that was hilarious, and quite accurate too.

 

[Henderson]

Chris Myers - Call of Duty Noob Simile - YouTube

Alright, I like that one... XD

 

[redfender]

My all-time favorite quote (and Super Tex drove some NASCAR Grand National/Winston cup races, so I say it still counts) - "I might get my ass whipped, but they ain't gonna get no cherries." AJ Foyt

"I'm too lazy to work & too chicken to steal." Kyle Petty

"They need to just fill the place up with water to the top of the retaining wall, stock it with fish and have a bass fishing tournament, here." Kyle Petty on Darlington Raceway

"The easiest way to make a small fortune is to start with a big one." Junior Johnson

"There ain't nothing that'll come up today that me and the Lord can't handle together." Davey Allison

"Racecar spelled backwards is racecar. Racecar spelled upside down is OH $#!&!" on a bumpersticker (on my pick 'em up truck)

 

[Mike24]

Tony Stewart during the closing laps of the 2007 Brickyard 400, as he was reeling in Kevin Harvick for the lead: "Here kitty, kitty, kitty, come get ya some of this!"


And who could forget...Tony on the media quipping about cars becoming too safe: "The media center is getting boring in here and it's too safe because y'all got four legs on your chairs. So we can start sawing legs off, you like that idea?"





Or this exchange...post-race Kansas 2009...

Q. Jeff Gordon was in here and mentioned that ...

TONY STEWART: He came in here? Jeff Gordon came in here? Wooowwww...

Q. I know you're amazed.

TONY STEWART: That's awesome. I never would have thought Jeff Gordon would have came in here. (Laughter.) That’s pretty cool

Q. He was sitting right there, I believe.

TONY STEWART: He was sitting right here? Oh my God, I’m sitting in the seat Jeff Gordon sat in. That’s awesome. Can I take this home? I mean I won the race, can I take this chair home? I’ll send somebody back for it.... Go ahead. I'll try to contain myself.

Q. He said if this was the old system you'd be running away with it

TONY STEWART: Yeah, but it's not the old system, so why are we talking about the old system? In case you didn't know, we haven't used that system for five years now, so why are we talking about the old system? Who cares?

Q. That's what I was going to ask you

TONY STEWART: No, you guys are the ones that bring it up. We don't know. We know what the system is.

Q. Jeff Gordon mentioned it. He was sitting right there. He used that same microphone.

TONY STEWART: You would think I would feel the vibe from it right now and understand that.
I don't even talk about the old system because we don't use it anymore. It's not even a factor in the equation. It's like, yeah, we know we would have, but that's not what system we run under. We all know it starting the year. Unless they go back to it, who cares? Except for Jeff Gordon.

 

[Relly]

Tony Stewart at Daytona on the safety of the Media Center chairs Tony Stewart owns reporter - YouTube

 

[Darrell Pace]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAaCHrWan4]Kevin Harvick - I Just Parked Yours (NASCAR Race Hub 11/22/10 on SPEED) - YouTube[/ame]