How Golf is Like Peeing in a Public Restroom

[houston9388]

Got This from a Friend, So if you saw this any where Blame him not me

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anybody.
4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
2. Be quiet while others are about to go.
1. Keep strokes to a minimum

 

[WALZ]

Well that's interesting... I never though of it that way...

 

[JOHNNYWILLIAMS]

Yeah that sounds about right..........lol

 

[SiC]

LOL, that's good. Reminds me of something we used to do to the juniors in high school. We would wait until there are two of them going beside each other then quickly grab their shoulders and spin them toward each other. Those were the days.

 

[JasonRSC]

:LOL: :LOL:

 

[WCPainter]

lol. #1 is great...haha.

 

[Sofa747]

I always was told as a kid never shake more then twice now it makes sense. LOL
that was great

 

[islandiver]

Don't forget the man-law.......if at all possible, always leave at least one urinal separation between the two of you.